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"People should get paid time off whenever their cat decides it's time to sit on their belly"
By
Elyse WanshelSenior Reporter, HuffPostLOADINGERROR LOADING
Woof — it’s been a long week.
If you feel like you’ve been working like a dog, let us offer you the internet equivalent of a big pile of catnip: hilarious tweets about pets.
Each week at HuffPost, we scour Twitter X (yes, Elon Musk is apparently fur real) to find the funniest posts about our furballs being complete goofballs. They’re sure to make you howl.
(And if you want more, no need to beg ― you can check out last week’s batch right here.)
a lot of people claim to want a friendly cat but are unprepared for her to wake you up at 3am because she got lonely and started missing you
— Vincent “Dune Boy” Price 🇵🇸 (@muddaub) May 20, 2024
This is Kira. She hasn't figured out how to eat the gigantic TV bacon yet. But she's no quitter. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/k0sRcztGZB
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) May 23, 2024
good morning, here’s Danny DeVito walking his dachshund in a yellow dress around NYC pic.twitter.com/HmYyuZoI4p
— 🌷🌛 sierra 🌷🌛 (@sierraasublime) May 23, 2024
obsessed with the tiktoks of the guy who found a kitten under his trailer and despite being a self proclaimed cat hater has fallen in love with her. look at all the toys. he loves her pic.twitter.com/Ly12jYMlkp
— big challenges (@pududeer) May 23, 2024
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Shoutout to my 50 pound dog who decided he was done with our walk when we were still one mile away from home and I had to carry him while his tongue hung out of his mouth and his tail wagged.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) May 21, 2024
making my cat feel single as f*ck pic.twitter.com/bRO9os1GTu
— kk 🦎 (@cutiegurlk8) May 20, 2024
Did a cat write this https://t.co/bt7n2YT7oH
— Niko Stratis (@nikostratis) May 20, 2024
I’ve got tickets to see her new concert. 🥹pic.twitter.com/xZhxMV6mQC
— cats with jobs 🛠 (@CatWorkers) May 23, 2024
me when i have a little secret pic.twitter.com/5aEefLP32t
— cass city (@HeavenlyGrandpa) May 20, 2024
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https://t.co/NxYlTmcj5a pic.twitter.com/jsfRiTKhbc
— Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant) May 22, 2024
Orange kitties are just different 🤷🏼♂️😂😻 pic.twitter.com/KMAOeCHnkp
— Tweets of Cats (@PostsOfCats) May 20, 2024
dogs: https://t.co/oJEde890GS
— 𝔎𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔧𝔞𝔥 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ (@gwenisonline) May 19, 2024
Heard me yell "f*ck!" when I dropped the block of cheese on the floor and RAN from her bed at the other end of the apartment. Came around the corner like this. pic.twitter.com/mvacE9WEDj
— Scott McMillan (@bannedcornczar) May 21, 2024
Cats when they’re fed one minute later than usual: https://t.co/AIyy2MZPpG
— Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme) May 19, 2024
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Cats 😂 pic.twitter.com/YCSCeo5jQQ
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) May 24, 2024
— Avry (@AvryRobinOtt) May 19, 2024thinking about the elective I took in senior year of high school called "Graphic Communications" where I spent most of my time grafting Breaking Bad characters onto cats
I passed with 100% pic.twitter.com/GYS7GZ4k1i
— David Roberts (@drvolts) May 21, 2024Me: I'm going to buy a treat pouch to take on dog walks.
Mrs. Volts: please don't spend 20 hours doing pointlessly detailed research on it.
Me: don't be silly. [opens 137th tab]
bonus marv: he messed with the blinds so he could more accurately bark at me pic.twitter.com/dKl7E0fO7u
— daisy “dan goose” tackett (@fatstevebuscemi) May 21, 2024
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) May 20, 2024Dog's reaction to hearing all favorite words..🐕🐾😅 🔊
📹 dsreps pic.twitter.com/7zizFfVqbZ
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My dog has such a cop personality. Whenever the cat is doing something bad like scratching the couch or eating a plant she goes and stops him. If she was a person she would have a thin blue line bumper sticker and thank cops for their service.
— cheese rehab (@MrTooDamnChris) May 20, 2024
receiving a sacrament pic.twitter.com/N619LOhOwK
— worms cited (@christapeterso) May 22, 2024
These are the things that sustain me pic.twitter.com/eX7xZmjRbh
— Rob Incognito (@MrPostsGood) May 20, 2024
any time my cat walks in the room in his little bowtie looking sad i imagine him saying ‘berlinale did not go well. nothing like cannes. they booed me’
— jamie loftus 🌭 (@jamieloftusHELP) May 22, 2024
Before I see Furiosa, here is my dog captivated by Fury Road pic.twitter.com/Kijj2wNFnP
— Jacob Oller (@JacobOller) May 20, 2024
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People should get paid time off whenever their cat decides it's time to sit on their belly
— Willie Muse (@Williesillie2) May 20, 2024
Was about to get in bed but our cat just laid down on me so I’m sleeping on the couch tonight pic.twitter.com/lKAgz2SSRj
— Austin (@saintscape) May 21, 2024
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